so, the first collegiate mtn bike race of the season. the slightly infamous (among our crowd) tour de lizard, in arkansas city, ks. read: almost oklahoma.
cast of characters:
me, yerke, john, dave, and scott
the first 4 listed above rolled out of iowa city saturday morning at some ridiculous hour, like 4.45 am or something...

we drove a nice long 9ish hours. on the way we picked up scott in kansas city. he flew into kc to meet us for this race. earlier he had posted his bike to here, so we could load it into the van and take it down with us. he was waiting by a lamp post...

arrive at about 3.30 on saturday. unpacked, set up a bit, and headed off to pre-ride the course. wow. if i had to sum up the course in one word, it would be wow. rocks. rocky downhills. rocky uphills. sandy uphills. a huge climb. and do it all over again. lots of walking for me. riding in the rocks is hard. i took a spectacular fall, no one was around to witness it. on a particularly nasty downhill (in my opinion), i tried it, but got too far off to the right, where the trail curved left. crashed into a pine tree, which ate my bike, and sent me straight up over the bars. i actually did a full front flip in the air, and landed downhill from my bike in the brush, luckily on my back. i got up, and surveyed the damage. my bike was literally wedged in the middle of a small pine tree, looking like some fool had just barreled full speed straight into the thing...oh wait...i am the aforementioned fool. and i tore off a few limbs of said tree, the most notable one being 1.5 inches in diameter. to top it off i left a large flat spot in the brush where i landed further downhill. very little blood, only a few scratches. but i hit my left shin badly. it hurt all sorts. i still have a sizeable bump on it that just won't seem to go down. oddly enough, the thing never bruised, just a nice big bump. oh well. post-crash i got pretty testy and discouraged. leg was hurting annoyingly, and i was questioning whether i'd do the race sunday or not. the camping that night was warm but nice.
noteable on this trip is dave:
that guy had all sorts of firsts this weekend.
1> mtn racing. his 1st race. raced sport. 2nd place. nice.
2> camping. his 1st time camping. kimmy was nice enough to lend him her bag and tent.

let's get down to race business.... sunday rolled around. we woke up and discussed our plans. scott, yerke, john and i decided to race expert. 3 8+_mile laps of, what i would call, sheer punishment. dave, as mentioned, rolled sport.
yerke threw together what would turn out to be a plan of sheer genius. he suggested we all roll together nice and easy on the first lap. have sort of an iowa group ride. let the other racers fight it out for the lead. 8 guys started the A (expert) collegiate race. 4 of us were from iowa. at the line, 4 guys took off like they were starting a race. the other 4 sort of half-arsedly clipped into their pedals, and leisurely rolled out of the line. by the time the first 4 got to the single track, the last 4 were about half way there. very soon, the last 4 couldn't even see the first 4. that was us. we were those slow jokers. we made it about the first 1/2 lap together before we broke up too. there were times where we all got off the bike and let the experts from other age classes (that started at 2 minute intervals after us) go by. it was a riot. we were talking and joking and having all sorts of a nice ride. eventually, john and yerke were keeping a quicker pace than i could handle, so it was scott and i for a bit. sometime i lost scott, and thus we each commenced our own races. the lap finished up with a super long, steep climb...which politely started out as sand, and made it's way to large, loose gravel. dave was up at the top of the hill snapping pictures.

at the end of the first lap i hollered at dave to see if he would tell me how far down i was on john and matt. he said i was pretty close. so i decided i was going to try my hardest to bridge that gap and catch back up to them. somehow, i did manage to catch them. about 1/4 the way into the 2nd lap. there was a brief open section of singletrack through some fields. i turn out of the woods onto this, and who should i see infront of me but john. i made some smart crack about john q being good looking, and it appeared he was surprised and happy to see me. so i hung on with those two for a while. yerke stopped to pick up a pump someone had dropped. i learned that they had stopped for john because he dropped a gu packet. these guys were doing the race right. seriously...you aren't supposed to stop and pick stuff up are you? awesome. that's what it is. simply awesome. eventually we got far enough into the rocks that, me not being very good at rocks, i lost them again. but it was a boost of my moral for a while to catch 'em. the rest of the race went pretty normal for me. it wasn't a race for speed, it was a race of sheer, stubborn obstinance. i just kept going. on the third lap, i caught the 3 of the other collegiate racers, each of them appeared to be hurting all sorts. about 1/3 into lap 3 i broke my chain again. (this is getting old...i need new cranks) so i flipped the bike, fixed the chain and kept going. i managed to ride the downhill which had thrown me the night before all 3 laps. so i am calling that a victory too. i finished up not terribly far behind john and matt, i may have even seen them headed back to the camp on my way to the finish (the course ran through camp on the way to the start/finish).
turns out john finished 2nd. matt cramped up on the last big hill, and ended up 3rd. i came along for 4th. and scott ended up in 5th. 5 finishers. 4 of them from iowa. we are all pretty proud. it was a super fun, if not a bit odd race.
scott's story is worth mentioning too. scott went into this not having ridden as much as he would have liked for preparation. and toughed it out. i guess the guy cramped up something fierce in the same spot yerke did, at the bottom of the last climb. lay in the sand for something like 10 minutes, and decided he had 2 options...stay laying there and be eaten alive by mosquitos, or ignore the pain in his legs and shove his way up the hill. he opted for choice number two. scott had run out of water at the beginning of lap 3, and was thus hurting bad. since the race ran through camp, he stopped, got a cold gatorade, had a few drinks, got back on the bike, and rode to the finish. he had to look pretty awesome, rolling across the finish, surprising the officials who made some crack to him at the end of lap 2 regarding the fact that the sport race was about to start, holding an open bottle in one hand. i wish i could have seen it. way to go scott...you're tougher than me!
dave commandeth at the end of his first lap, at the top of the hill, that we fill up his rapidly waning water supply. john, or matt, i don't remember who, grabbed daves bottle ran over to camp, filled it up, and met dave at the other end of camp. and dave was on his merry way again.

pictures:
<---mine--->
http://www.flickr.com/photos/helpingfriendlybook/tags/tourdelizard/
<---dave's--->
http://www.flickr.com/photos/80942263@N00/